yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
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Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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