That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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