physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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