we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
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I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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