I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i just made my gag reflex go away.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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