And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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