Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
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I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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