One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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