That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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