: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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