I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
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Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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