I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
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I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
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I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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