i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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