We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
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Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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