I was born with a shot glass in my hand
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
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There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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