We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
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we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
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I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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