Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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