i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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