direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
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Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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