You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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