Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
