a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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