That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
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Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
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