Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
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if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday