is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
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Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
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I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea