Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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