he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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