Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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