Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
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he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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