where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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