I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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