She's JV to your varsity
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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