New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
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She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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