we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
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I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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