You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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