Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
