Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
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I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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