lets start a swedish sibling band together
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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