if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
too bad you live with your parents still
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Randomize
