why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
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I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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