If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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