I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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