so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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