Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
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It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
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Are you 5:30 blackout again?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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