we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Randomize
