I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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