I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
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I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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