Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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