i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
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You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
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I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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