Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
we're making bets on your personal life
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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