That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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