Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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