i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
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Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
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My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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