doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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