The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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