I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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