i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
