Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
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Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
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I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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