Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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